soup!

Every time I run into my landlord, he asks whether I’m eating enough soup and suggests I eat more soup.

Every time.

He says it’s good for my digestion. As is tea, which he wants me to drink every morning.

He is very concerned about my digestion.

“Soup! Soup!” he said raising up his hands and fixing me with a fevered gaze and it struck me that all Macedonian old men sound exactly alike.

I’m going to have a nightmare about hordes of men in identical tweedy flat caps chasing me through the streets as they yell inquiries about my soup-eating habits.

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